Are you a good arguer ( sheez, is that even a word?)
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when someone hurts your feelings can you respond appropriately or do you babble something akin to the old
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"I know you are, but what I'm I?"
I am an excellent arguer ( spell check tells me this is a word, but it just looks weird)
I am an excellent arguer... after the fact.
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I can come up with the greatest wittiest responses about an hour after the altercation or even late that night while asleep.
I will sit up in bed and yell...
"Oh Yeah?! Your momma!"
now that I think of it...maybe I'm not good during or after