The Dog

Dog hair

        Dog Hair EVERYWHERE!
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I have vacuumed three times today


The front storm door never looks clean because the dog presses his wet nose against it


He scratched the paint off the window sill, because he is always on the lookout for squirrels
                                
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He tracks in mud
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and he just pee'd on my potted rose bush...again
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I yell ...

   "Who was the idiot that decided we needed a dog!?"





The whole family in unison yells back... 



                              "YOU!"


Yep, it was me.


I look at the dog, smile and pat his head

How to walk in heels

Recently I went shopping with a friend.

          We hit all the stores in the outlet

                  Then we hit the shoe store


She tried on heels that I felt were impossible to walk in.

She walked perfectly fine
                                      



I tried some on and tried not to fall flat on my face
                                     
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All I did was show everyone in that store how NOT to walk in heels


I hope they appreciated my tutorial




But if you need a bit more help...here is a short video
                       
           
                   uploaded by:  FashionTechnology

Or you can be like me and stop the madness and just wear flats!
                       

A Chance to Relax

Finally.... a chance to ....
                                  
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             It's quiet here.


                        And it's clean here


          If I wanted to I could even read my magazine


But not now.


I just want to enjoy the....
                                  
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KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
                         
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            "Mama, I have to go to the bathroom!"




My little sanctuary............ruined
                                        
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Time for Peanut Butter

Time for peanut butter
                       
                    
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                   YUCK!


My son doesn't like regular sandwiches like ham and cheese or turkey on rye

                                               
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Even the BLT's are taken apart so that he eats the B, then the L then the T

He will however occasionally eat a plain old peanut butter sandwich for his school lunch.


I haven't purchased peanut butter since the end of the school year in June.


It's on my grocery list today.



I guess back to school is really gonna happen
I guess the end of the summer is nearing
no more flip flops



Time for peanut butter...

                                          
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Tornado

Tornado.
              
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That's what I am blaming it on.


       My house looks like a tornado passed through, followed by a hurricane, sprinkled in an earthquake or two and it was finished off with a mud slide.



But it all started off with a tornado






a small, cute little boy tornado.
                                    
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Are You a Good Arguer?

Are you a good arguer ( sheez, is that even a word?)
                         
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when someone hurts your feelings can you respond appropriately or do you babble something akin to the old
                                    
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"I know you are, but what I'm I?"





I am an excellent arguer ( spell check tells me this is a word, but it just looks weird)

I am an excellent arguer... after the fact.
                              
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I can come up with the greatest wittiest responses about an hour after the altercation or even late that night while asleep.

I will sit up in bed and yell...



 "Oh Yeah?! Your momma!"



now that I think of it...maybe I'm not good during or after

Pain

Yesterday I felt fine....then the aches started to creep in.

My back felt like it was in knots

The knots got tighter

Until it became one big fat ball of pain

Which made me sleep like this last night
                                   
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Needless to say, I woke up in even more pain and so very tired.

But being the ever optimist.....


at least now I can audition to be one of the Disney characters in Disney world
                                                     
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Have a great Sunday!
God Bless, J